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Ameriplan

2011-10-30T18:25:00.000-07:00

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Green School in Bali, Indonesia‏

2011-06-08T20:53:00.000-07:00

Welcome to the green school in Bali, Indonesia. It provides its students with an education about the amazing environment that we live in. It is a holistic and relevant education. During the construction, only bamboo, elephant grass and clay were used. Cement was used just in some places in the foundation. The central and the most important building is the "heart of the school." It is perhaps the largest building in the world built entirely from bamboo. Its dimensions are 18 meters high and 64 meters long. General area of the school includes a variety of structures: apartment buildings, classrooms, office building, and cafes. The school gets electricity from environmentally friendly sources of energy: hydraulic turbine generators and installed solar panels. It seems that considering the way we are polluting the earth, everyone should attend.

Japan Tsunami: 20 Unforgettable Pictures

2011-03-02T02:16:00.000-08:00

Leaving Home
Photograph by David Guttenfelder, AP

Rescue team members carry the body of a man through splintered remains of the village of Saito on Monday.

Path Through Destruction
Photograph by Damir Sagolj, Reuters

A survivor walks his bicycle through the remains of the devastated Japanese town of Otsuchi on March 14.

Tsunami-Tossed Boat
Photograph by Yomiuri Shimbun, AFP/Getty Images

A tsunami-tossed boat rests on top of a building amid a sea of debris in Otsuchi, Iwate Prefecture, on March 14.

Communication Barrier
Photograph by Yuriko Nakao, Reuters

A mother tries to talk to her daughter, who has been isolated due to signs of radiation at a makeshift facility in Nihonmatsu, Japan, on March 14. The daughter is among people evacuated from the vicinity of Fukushima's damaged nuclear plants.

Wave of Destruction
Photograph by Mainichi Shimbun, Reuters

A tsunami wave crashes over a street in Miyako City, Iwate Prefecture, in northeastern Japan on March 11.

Tearful Reunion
Photograph by Kimimasa Mayama, EPA

Tsunami survivors embrace to celebrate being alive in the destroyed city of Kesennuma, Miyagi Prefecture, on March 11.

Miracle of Minamisoma
Photograph courtesy Japanese Defense Forces via Jiji Press/AFP/Getty

On March 13 rescue workers approach Hiromitsu Shinkawa, a 60-year-old man from Japan's Minamisoma City who washed out to sea during the recent tsunami and spent days clinging to a piece of roofing.

Sendai Sunrise
Photograph by Kasahara Katsumi/Gamma-Rapho via Getty Images

People search through debris at the Sendai airport on March 14, days after an earthquake-triggered tsunami left the Japanese city in ruins.

Cocooned Against the Cold
Photograph by Damir Sagolj, Reuters

Swaddled in blankets, evacuated tsunami survivors try to keep warm in a Japanese Red Cross hospital on March 13.

Broken Road
Photograph by Franck Robichon, EPA

A lone vehicle passes a train overpass mangled by the recent earthquake in Fukushima Prefecture, Japan, on March 12.

Survivor List
Photograph by Lee Jae-Won, Reuters

A survivor of the recent Japan earthquake reads a list of other survivors in a shelter in Iwate Prefecture on March 13.

Protective Powder
Photograph by Aly Song, Reuters

An emergency worker throws disinfectant powder on the ground around earthquake-damaged buildings in Iwate Prefecture, Japan, on March 14.

Memories Amid the Rubble
Photograph by Alex Hofford, EPA

Coated with mud, a photo album lies amid debris in the earthquake-ravaged town of Natori, Japan, on March 14.

Muddy Wasteland
Photograph by David Guttenfelder, EPA

A rescue worker surveys the devastation on March 14 in the Japanese village of Saito, which was leveled by the earthquake-triggered tsunami.

Survivor's Sorrow
Photograph from Asahi Shimbun, Reuters

A woman mourns the devastation of Natori, Miyagi Prefecture, in northern Japan on March 13.

Power Plant Ablaze
Photograph by Kimimasa Mayama, EPA

Flames and smoke billow from a petroleum-refining plant damaged by the Japan earthquake in Shiogama, Miyagi Prefecture, on March 13.

Wrecked Cars
Photograph by Kazuhiro Nogi, AFP/Getty Images

A boy walks past vehicles damaged by the Japan earthquake and tsunami in Tagajo, Miyagi Prefecture, on March 13.

Houses Destroyed
Photograph from Kyodo/Reuters

Rescue workers search for Japan earthquake victims amid shattered houses in Tamura, Iwate Prefecture, on March 14.

Japan Earthquake Victim
Photograph by Gregory Bull, AP

The hand of a man killed by the Japan earthquake juts out of jumbled concrete sea barriers on March 14 in Toyoma, Japan.

Search for Survivors
Photograph from Jiji Press/AFP/Getty Images

Japanese troops search for earthquake survivors in Otsuchi, Iwate Prefecture, on March 13.

How to be cool

2011-01-28T19:40:00.001-08:00

Walking canes

2011-01-13T22:42:00.000-08:00

When we were young, we read a lot fairy tales. Once upon a time, there lives a princess who been through the toughest time and eventually meet up with her prince and live happily forever after...... This ended the story. The tales didn't tell the life when they both grow old with grey hair, holding hands walking together.

I love once-upon-a-time tales, I wish I were to be like them to live happily forever after with my hubby. By that time I'll need Walking canes to assist me to walk up the hill or shopping in the malls.

Don't be frustrated by the idea of walking with a walking cane, walking Canes make a great fashion statement and they’re fun to carry. You feel different – a little jaunty when you carry one and many are beautiful enough to get the kind of attention usually reserved for an accessory like jewelry!

There are Walking canes for men and women with different design and colors. I will definitely get one for my father. I'm sure he will like it! Walking with a walking cane is not annoying at all! Hubby and I will surely buy a couple stick to walk together when we grow old.

What is a friend

2011-01-08T00:14:00.000-08:00

A man

2011-01-03T18:03:00.000-08:00

New year attractions

2011-01-01T22:34:00.000-08:00

Eight-year-old sea lion "Leo" writes the word "Rabbit" in Chinese characters, part of a New Year attraction at the Hakkeijima Sea Paradise Aquarium in Yokohama, Japan. Photo courtesy: AFPA female diver wearing a kimono feeds a school of fish as part of a New Year attraction at the Hakkeijima Sea Paradise Aquarium in Yokohama, Japan. Photo courtesy: AFP

Red Tomatoes

2010-12-29T21:49:00.000-08:00

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.

The woman asked the gentlemen,"What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?" The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.

One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

"No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."

Britain's top 10 green cities

2010-12-25T21:48:00.000-08:00

No: 1. Newcastle upon Tyne.

No. 2: Leicester.
No. 3: Brighton.
No. 4: Bristol.
No. 5: London.
No. 7: Coventry.
No. 7: Coventry.
No. 8: Plymouth.
No. 9: Edinburgh.
No. 10: Sheffiled**Source : Forum for the future's sustainable cities index.

Gas cartoons

2010-11-20T18:41:00.000-08:00

Weird sporting events

2010-11-16T00:19:00.000-08:00

Muddy hell! It's Brownian motion in action here.

Smart advertisements

2010-08-22T21:28:00.000-07:00

Better relationship

2010-06-29T21:06:00.000-07:00

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."

"What's the problem?" the docotor inquired.

"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."

"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."

The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face.

"Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.

"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."

"So, what's your problem?"

"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."

The Chalk Guy is Back.. MUST SEE!..

2010-06-28T05:06:00.000-07:00

This guy continues to amaze people with his sidewalk 3D chalk drawings.

3D floor

2010-06-25T03:51:00.000-07:00

These are flat paintings on the ground, look 3D and so real!!!

Street Artist - new stuff
Edgar Mueller Super Artist

Great Crevase Edgar Mueller. Hard work: Together with up to five assistants, Mueller painted all day long from sunrise to sunset. The picture appeared on the East Pier in Dun Laoghaire , Ireland , as part of the town's Festival of World Cultures.

He spent five days, working 12 hours a day, to create the 250 square metre image of the crevasse, which, viewed from the correct angle, appears to be 3D. He then persuaded passers-by to complete the illusion by pretending the gaping hole was real. 'I wanted to play with positives and negatives to encourage people to think twice about everything they see,' he said. 'It was a very scary scene, but when people saw it they had great fun playing on it and pretending to fall into the earth. 'I like to think that later, when they returned home, they might reflect more on what a frightening scenario it was and say, "Wow, that was actually pretty scary".'

Mueller, who has previously painted a giant waterfall in Canada , said he was inspired by the British 'Pavement Picasso' Julian Beever, whose dramatic but more gentle 3D street images have featured in the Daily Mail.

This guy is amazing no matter how you look at it!

Advice from dad

2010-06-23T20:28:00.000-07:00

A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him. He looked up at his dad and asked "How do fish breath under water?"

His dad thought about it for a moment, then replied, "I really don't know, son."

The boy sat quietly from another moment, then turned back to his dad and asked, "How does our boat float on the water?"

Once again his dad replied, "Don’t know, son."

Pondering his thoughts again, a short while later, the boy asks "Why is the sky blue?"

Again, his dad replied. "Don’t know, son."

The inquisitive boy, worried he was annoying his father, asks this time "Dad, do you mind that I'm asking you all of these questions?"

"Of course not son." replied his dad, "How else are you ever going to learn anything?"

It takes an Indian to understand an Indian

2010-06-23T19:37:00.000-07:00

Samy Vellu was visiting India when he fell and broke his jaw. He was unable to speak. Being the great leader that he is, he continued his grand tour.

On the last week of his visit, although unable to speak, Samy insisted on sending a message home to his Cabinet colleagues. Samy caught a chicken and showed it to the camera. Next he took a goat, and showed it to the camera. Finally he took a bag and displayed it in front of the camera.

Dr Ling was the first to see the video clip. He said, "Samy is telling us that India has insufficient food because he showed us a chicken and a goat and he wants Malaysia to donate bags of rice."

Mahathir watched silently then said,"No lah....what Samy is trying to say is HE IS COMING BACK.

The whole Cabinet was puzzled and look to the old man for an explanation. Mahathir reasoned, "AYAM KAMBING BAG." ("I am coming back").

Creative tea bag hanger

2010-06-23T19:14:00.000-07:00

How does Internet come to your house?

2010-05-21T20:15:00.000-07:00

Underwater-hotel in Dubai

2010-05-21T19:27:00.000-07:00

Confusing chinese names

2010-04-24T21:34:00.000-07:00

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It's urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital.. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!

Why planning is important?

2010-04-14T21:11:00.000-07:00

One Night, four college students were playing till late night and could not study for the test which was scheduled for the next day.

In the morning, they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tire of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.

So the Dean said they could have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.

On the third day, they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test. They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days.

The Test consisted of 2 questions with a total of 100 Marks.

See Below for the question Paper

Q.1. Name of the car??
......... .......... ......... (2 MARKS)

Q.2. which tire burst? (98 MARKS)
a) Front Left b) Front Right
c) Back Left d) Back Right

True story from IIT Bombay ...Batch 1992

Planning is a process for accomplishing purpose. It is blue print of business growth and a road map of development. It helps in deciding objectives both in quantitative and qualitative terms. It is setting of goals on the basis of objectives and keeping in view the resources.

Two attitudes to planning need to be held in tension: on the one hand we need to be prepared for what may lie ahead, which may mean contingencies and flexible processes. On the other hand, our future is shaped by consequences of our own planning and actions.

If you are planning for your website, finding web hosting. Do plan ahead, read web hosting reviews before decide!

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names?

2010-04-14T21:10:00.000-07:00

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)
Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)
Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)
Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)
Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)
Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)
Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)
Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)
Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)
Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)
Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)
Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)
Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)
Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)
Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)
Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)
Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)
Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)
Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

What else can you do with money?

2010-04-14T19:49:00.000-07:00

Money can buy what we want and what we need. What else can you do with money?

When "Oh Shit" is the correct word

2010-04-12T21:29:00.000-07:00

Marriage life before and after!

2010-03-30T20:29:00.000-07:00

Before marriage.
Darling here, darling there.
After marriage.
Baling here, baling there.

Before marriage.
I die for you.
After marriage.
'You die, up to you.'
Lagi lama married.
You want to die? I help you!

Before marriage.
You go anywhere, I follow you.
After marriage.
You go anywhere, up to you.
Lagi lama married.
I go anywhere, better go without you!!

Before wedding.
'you are my heart, you are my love'
After wedding.
'you get on my nerves.'

Before wedding.
'you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella'
After wedding.
'you are worse than godzila'

Before wedding.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you.
After wedding.
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you.

Before wedding.
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La.
After wedding.
You want to go, he says you wait-la.

Before wedding.
She looks like Anita Sarawak.
After wedding.
Don't know whether katak or biawak.

Resignation letter

2010-03-26T23:32:00.000-07:00

Dear Mr. Manager

I'm resigning with immediate effect -

The reason for my resignation is what I found in my garage this morning before coming to work.

See for yourself......

Thank you.

Gold Gold Gold

2010-03-24T20:25:00.001-07:00

Everything in gold! Do you like to have one?

Never laugh at a Chinese!

2010-03-15T03:03:00.000-07:00

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.

The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000? The Chinese replies: 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I return.'

Go Africa

2010-03-02T23:28:00.000-08:00

Who need an Expensive IPod or Walkman? Home-made hot water systemPetrol is Expensive why not use a Cowrolla!?Pick-up truck !!!Ambulance!!! This vehicle was seen near Makerere, Zimbabwe.This was photographed in Buru Buru, Nairobi . KenyaThese guys must have smoked weed! Look at the goat! Human ingenuity? Painting the swimming pool. Must be Zimbabwe ??? Listen - English is only a 2 nd language !!! You've got to make allowances.
'Nuff said !!!

About money

2010-02-11T19:00:00.000-08:00

THIS CHINESE PROVERB BRINGS LUCK.
IT ORIGINATED FROM THE NETHERLANDS.

With money you can buy a house, but not a home.

With money you can buy a clock, but not time.

With money you can buy a bed, but not sleep.

With money you can buy a book, but not knowledge.

With money you can see a doctor, but not good health.

With money you can buy a position, but not respect.

With money you can buy blood, but not life.

With money you can buy sex, but not love.

Rich and poor gap

2010-01-18T00:03:00.000-08:00

Take a look at these photos....

Also, in case you're wondering where this hotel is, it isn't a hotel at all.

It is a house! It's owned by the family of Sheikh Zayed bin Sultan Al Nahyan, the former president of the United Arab Emirates and ruler of Abu-Dhabi.

The Audi A8 in SILVER was made for a sheik....

IT IS NOT SILVER in COLOR, IT IS MADE out of SILVER!!!!!

Amazing what$2.75 US a gallongas can buy,isn't it?

NOW LOOK THIS AND THINK !

My great friends let this not come to you as a surprise, but it's real, have them living around us and in our neighbourhood today, we can change it with prayers, and always lending a helping hand to those in need.

This is one more reason why we have to thank God for the food that we can have easily.

But in the other hand, ironically,we still waste the food that we buy.

I feel very grateful for what I have today.

We are so Blessed for the wonderful works of God's hand in our life today.

Just think of this.

I felt very fortunate to live in this part of the world.

I promise I will never waste my food no matter how bad it can taste and how full I may be.

I promise not to waste water.

I pray that this little boy be alleviated from his suffering.

I pray that we will be more sensitive towards the suffering in the world around us and not be blinded by our own selfish nature and interests.

I hope this picture will always serve as a reminder to us about how fortunate we are and that we must never ever take things for granted.

Think & look at this when you complain about your food and the food we waste daily.

MAY ALL HUMAN BEINGS BE FREE FROM SUFFERING!!!!

Hello Kitty Card

2010-01-15T20:17:00.001-08:00

A credit card is part of a system of payments named after the small plastic card issued to users of the system, entitling its holder to buy goods and services based on the holder's promise to pay for these goods and services.

A debit card is a plastic card that provides an alternative payment method to cash when making purchases. Functionally, it can be called an electronic cheque, as the funds are withdrawn directly from either the bank account, or from the remaining balance on the card.

Have you seen such cutie credit cards/debit cards with Hello Kitty???

Appraisal !!!!!!!!!! increment ...........

2010-01-15T18:46:00.001-08:00

What if Management brings it to your notice that due to the current "global economic recession", "There will be no appraisal for the current year".

The following are the perceived reactions of some departments.

Administration

Customer Care

Marketing

Network

Top Executives

Security

Call Centers

HEY, WHERE IS Sales GUY???
Its Here:

Sales

WHO NEED INCREMENT THIS YEAR PLEASE COME...

ONE BY ONE

Five Fingers Footwear

2010-01-14T18:53:00.001-08:00

Anyone knows where to buy these?

A Wife is a Wife, no matter who THE HELL you are!!

2010-01-12T18:18:00.000-08:00

A picture is equal to a thousand words

Need cheering up?

2010-01-07T23:55:00.001-08:00

Husband of the Year Awards

2009-12-17T23:37:00.000-08:00

The honorable mention goes to:

The United Kingdom

followed closely by The United States of America

and then Poland

but 3rd Place must go to Greece

it was very very close but the runner up prize was awarded to Serbia

but the winner of the husband/partner of the year is Ireland
Ya gotta love the Irish

The Irish are true romantics. Look, he's even holding her hand.

Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...

I never looked at it this way before:
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist

AND .

When we have REAL trouble, it's a HIS terectomy

Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You Grow Old,
You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing!!

Mailboxes

2009-11-07T00:17:00.000-08:00

Mailbox may refer to: Letterbox, copper box, or other sturdy material compartment, or slot for incoming postal deliveries/ Post box, a physical box for outgoing postal deliveries /Pigeon-hole messagebox, e.g. a teacher's "mail box"/ Email Mailbox (computing), a kind of message queue/ Mailbox (computing), an implementation of Inter-process Communication in Operating systems.

Did you realize that there are such a lot of creative mailboxes exist?

Just nails

2009-11-06T21:34:00.001-08:00

This picture is all made out of nails! Amazingly beautiful.

Too much NET Technology ?

2009-10-23T23:18:00.001-07:00

NET technology is a technology intended to connect. What to connect? Well the whole thing that can be linked through software - people, structures, computers, and extra things as well as devices.

A further thorough explanation of NET would be to it is a top rank domain, at the start designed to be used by Internet Service Providers (ISP), but now it has extended and everybody can create use of a .net domain. It uses the Internet domain Naming System (DNS) and it is a contraction of the word 'Network'.

But, with too much NET Technology......

Miss Beatrice

2009-10-13T00:19:00.000-07:00

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor, came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned,with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' Pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu All winter'

Invisible man

2009-10-06T22:00:00.000-07:00

This guy paints himself, no kidding, no trick photography he just paints himself...

How to hide ur password?

2009-10-01T19:27:00.000-07:00

No one can see your passwords or whatever you're typing.

No one can see whatever you're typing or which website you're surfing.

And the Ultimate is...

Entertainment

2009-10-01T18:34:00.000-07:00

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Pictures taken at just the right time

2009-09-25T00:53:00.000-07:00

BETWEEN THE SECONDS

With the click of a shutter sometimes we become privy to the strange world that occurs between the seconds.

Singh

2009-09-07T19:40:00.000-07:00

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, a Singh came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his house.

A little later he came out of his house again, looking nervous, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house he went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here our Singh came again, looking very heated up. He marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever. Puzzled by his actions, the man asked him,'Is something wrong?'

To which the ferocious Singh replied, ' There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!'

One Singh was enjoying the sun at the beach in America . A lady came asked him, 'Are you relaxing?' Singh answered, ' No, I am Banta Singh.' Another guy came and asked him the same question. Singh answered, 'No No Me Banta Singh!' Third one came and asked him the same question again. Singh was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw another Singh soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, 'Are you Relaxing?' The other Singh was a lot more educated and answered, 'Yes, I am relaxing.'
The Singh slapped him on his face and said, Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!'

A Singh died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions: 1. Name two days of the week that begin with 'T' 2. How many seconds are in a year?

The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered... 1. The two days of the week that begin with 'T' are Today andTomorrow. 2. 2. There are 12 seconds in a year. Saint Peter said, 'OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?' The Singh replied, 'Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd,etc...' Saint Peter lets him in without another word.

Sardar Gurbachan Singh is appearing for his University final examination. He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his turban and throws it away as well. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. 'Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar,' he says, ' it says here, 'Answer the following questions in brief' ..'

Two Singhs were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell. So the other asked him, 'Why are you crying?' He replied, 'I came here for blood test' The second Singh asked, 'So? Are you afraid ? '

He replied, ' No, not that. During the blood test they will cut my finger' Hearing this , the second Singh started crying. The first one was astonished and asked him, 'Why are you crying?' To which he replied, 'I have come for my urine test'

Art!!!

2009-09-07T02:56:00.000-07:00

What exactly is a bitch!? Are you a bitch?

2009-09-03T23:58:00.000-07:00

Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their lifestyles.

The first guy says "I'm a YUPPIE. You know... "Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

Second guy says "I'm a DINK. You know ..... "Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a RUB. You know..."Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to one woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies, "I'm a WIFE. You know...Wash, Iron, Fxxk, Etc."

A second gal answers their question before they even ask it, "I am a "BITCH."

The men laugh and ask in unison, "What exactly is a BITCH?"

The woman calmly replies, "Babe In Total Control of Herself."

So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch" -- SMILE :) and say, "Thank You!!"

Clarity in Instructions

2009-09-02T01:01:00.000-07:00

OFFICE MEMO:

All members of staff - please note that due to recession, there will only be one drink per person at this year's Annual Party.

And please bring your own cup!

Regards,
Management

What happened at the annual party !!!

The specifications were missing in the memo (size of cup).

Moral of the story:
Be very specific in your daily life including project work.
Give specific specifications.

H1N1 - Please wear your mask!

2009-09-01T00:17:00.001-07:00

What should I do to marry a rich guy?

2009-08-31T19:40:00.000-07:00

A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:

Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?

I'm going to be honest of what I'm going to say here. I'm 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or above. You might say that I'm greedy, but an annual salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden ( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.

I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:

Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
Which age group should I target?
Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking? I've met a few girls who doesn't have looks and are not interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys.
How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get married)

Ms. Pretty

Here's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:

Dear Ms. Pretty,

I have read your post with great interest. Guess there are lots of girls out there who have similar questions like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as a professional investor. My annual income is more than $500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone believes that I'm not wasting time here.

From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let me explain. Put the details aside, what you're trying to do is an exchange of "beauty" and "money": Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair and square. However, there's a deadly problem here, your beauty will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year to year, but you can't be prettier year after year. Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It's not just normal depreciation, but exponential depreciation. If that is you are only asset, your value will be much worried 10 years later.

By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a position, dating with you is also a "trading position". If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not a good idea to keep it for long term – same goes with the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets with great depreciation value will be sold or "leased". Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we would only date you, but will not marry you. I would advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has better chance than finding a rich fool.

Hope this reply helps.

signed, J.P. Morgan

McDonald new launched burger

2009-08-28T23:03:00.000-07:00

Fantastic Natural Phenomena

2009-08-28T21:21:00.001-07:00

Watch the rare wonders of nature…….

The classical natural wonders are huge and hard to miss - vast canyons, giant mountains and the like. Many of the most fantastic natural phenomena, however, are also least easy to spot. Some are incredibly rare while others are located in hard-to-reach parts of the planet. From moving rocks to mammatus clouds and red tides to fire rainbows, here are seven of the most spectacular phenomenal wonders of the natural world.

Sailing Stones

The mysterious moving stones of the packed-mud desert of Death Valley have been a center of scientific controversy for decades. Rocks weighing up to hundreds of pounds have been known to move up to hundreds of yards at a time. Some scientists have proposed that a combination of strong winds and surface ice account for these movements. However, this theory does not explain evidence of different rocks starting side by side and moving at different rates and in disparate directions. Moreover, the physics calculations do not fully support this theory as wind speeds of hundreds of miles per hour would be needed to move some of the stones.

Columnar Basalt

When a thick lava flow cools it contracts vertically but cracks perpendicular to its directional flow with remarkable geometric regularity - in most cases forming a regular grid of remarkable hexagonal extrusions that almost appear to be made by man. One of the most famous such examples is the Giant's Causeway on the coast of Ireland (shown above) though the largest and most widely recognized would be Devil's Tower in Wyoming . Basalt also forms different but equally fascinating ways when eruptions are exposed to air or water.

Blue Holes

Blue holes are giant and sudden drops in underwater elevation that get their name from the dark and foreboding blue tone they exhibit when viewed from above in relationship to surrounding waters. They can be hundreds of feet deep and while divers are able to explore some of them they are largely devoid of oxygen that would support sea life due to poor water circulation - leaving them eerily empty. Some blue holes, however, contain ancient fossil remains that have been discovered, preserved in their depths.

Red Tides

Red tides are also known as algal blooms - sudden influxes of massive amounts of colored single-cell algae that can convert entire areas of an ocean or beach into a blood red color. While some of these can be relatively harmless, others can be harbingers of deadly toxins that cause the deaths of fish, birds and marine mammals. In some cases, even humans have been harmed by red tides though no human exposure are known to have been fatal. While they can be fatal, the constituent phytoplankton in ride tides are not harmful in small numbers.

Ice Circles

While many see these apparently perfect ice circles as worthy of conspiracy theorizing, scientists generally accept that they are formed by eddies in the water that spin a sizable piece of ice in a circular motion. As a result of this rotation, other pieces of ice and flotsam wear relatively evenly at the edges of the ice until it slowly forms into an essentially ideal circle. Ice circles have been seen with diameters of over 500 feet and can also at times be found in clusters and groups at different sizes as shown above.

Mammatus Clouds

True to their ominous appearance, mammatus clouds are often harbingers of a coming storm or other extreme weather system. Typically composed primarily of ice, they can extend for hundreds of miles in each direction and individual formations can remain visibly static for ten to fifteen minutes at a time. While they may appear foreboding they are merely the messengers - appearing around, before or even after severe weather.

Fire Rainbows

A circumhorizontal fire rainbow arc occurs at a rare confluence of right time and right place for the sun and certain clouds. Crystals within the clouds refract light into the various visible waves of the spectrum but only if they are arrayed correctly relative to the ground below. Due to the rarity with which all of these events happen in conjunction with one another, there are relatively few remarkable photos of this phenomena.

For laughter

2009-08-28T21:08:00.000-07:00

70 year old man asks his wife... "Do you feel sad when you see me running behind young girls?"
Wife replied "No, not at all, even dogs chase cars but they can't drive it."

A young Chinese girl going on her 1st date and her mother warned her...
"1st he kisses your cheek; then he'll kiss your breasts, you'll enjoy; then he want to go on top. You must not allow it so as not to disgrace our family name, ok"
Next day, girl told Mom, "Everything happened exactly as you predicted. I didn't allow him to go on top so I went on top and disgraced his family."

A white couple had a black baby...
The husband doesn't believe that it's his baby.
Husband: Why the baby black?
Wife: You hot, I hot, baby burnt..!

Wife: "Honey, what are you looking for?'
Husband: "Nothing.
Wife: "Nothing? You have been reading our marriage certificate for an hour?
Husband:" I was looking for the expiry date!"

Boy: Mom, why am I black and you are white?
Mom: Listen Son, considering all the crazy things I did years ago, you should be thankful that you are not barking!"

Ah Beng again!

2009-08-21T20:51:00.000-07:00

Ah Beng bought a new mobile. He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said, 'My Mobile No. Has changed. Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

Ah Beng: I am a Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
Ah Beng: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

Ah Beng: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
Ah Beng: Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.

Ah Beng: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

Ah Beng: People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

Ah Beng complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
Ah Beng: 'I was watching TV news...'

Ah Beng comes back to his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for complement.'

How do you recognize Ah Beng in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.

Once Ah Beng was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other. So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

Ah Beng in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

Ah Beng : Why are all these people running?
Man:This is a race, the winner will get the cup
Ah Beng:If only the winner will get the cup, why others running?

Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
Ah Beng: The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

Ah Beng told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
Ah Beng : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'

A man asked Ah Beng why Ahmad Badawi goes walking in the Evening and not in the morning Ah Beng replied Ahmad Badawi is PM not AM...

Vintage car advertisements

2009-08-19T19:38:00.001-07:00

A vintage car is commonly defined as a car built between the start of 1919 and the end of 1930. The vintage period in the automotive world was a time of transition. The car started off in 1919 as still something of a rarity, and ended up, in 1930, well on the way towards ubiquity.

I browse through a website that collects many vintage cars advertisement, sharing some of them here:

1979 Toyota Supra Hatchback original vintage advertisement

1978 mazda GLC sport original vintage advertisement

1947 ford super deluxe coupe original vintage advertisement

1969 chevrolet camaro SS350 advertisement

Are you interested in buying one of them after looking at the advertisement?

A real gold fish

2009-08-17T21:04:00.000-07:00

This is an amazing creation of the The Lord, Creator. Gold Fish, which was found in the sea in Taiwan was put to display in Taiwan’s Natural Museum. Scientists have found that some of the parts of this beautiful fish are of 24 carat pure gold. The fish entirely is golden in color.

Bento-ing

2009-08-17T20:27:00.001-07:00

Bento is a single-portion takeout or home-packed meal common in Japanese cuisine. A traditional bento consists of rice, fish or meat, and one or more pickled or cooked vegetables as a side dish. Containers range from disposable mass produced to hand crafted lacquerware.

Although bento is readily available in many places throughout Japan, including convenience stores, bento shops, train stations, and department stores, it is still common for Japanese homemakers to spend considerable time and energy producing an appealing boxed lunch.

Hungry?

Cats in action

2009-08-17T19:47:00.000-07:00

Have you seen them acting like that???

Playing guitar!

Sitting in front of a monitor!

Reading books!

Be your "mouse"?

The sexiest butt ever

2009-07-23T19:14:00.000-07:00

Something new in the European market; Something red sexy for a blond. The sexiest butt ever on the planet for the year 2009

Forget about Kim Kardeshian

Forget about J. Lo

Forget about Shakira

Forget about Jessica

Forget about all....

You will see the best ever. This will make you forget about all those butts. Everybody would love it, she has a wow butt!

The 8th Annual Miccosukee Krusin Krome Motorcycle Rally, Car & Truck Show

2009-07-21T21:25:00.001-07:00

The 8th Annual Miccosukee Krusin Krome Motorcycle Rally, Car & Truck Show was held on March 21-22 at the Moccosukee Resort & Gaming Center. Car, bike & truck enthusiasts are showcasing their hot wheels and competing for cash awards and prizes. All visitors enjoyed live entertainment and DJ.

Though it has over, you can still participating in the coming year. But first of all, make sure your car, bike or truck is fairly prepared before head.

Do you have nice rims on you car, bike or truck?

Funny picas in China

2009-07-21T21:18:00.001-07:00

Will you marry me?

2009-07-18T00:29:00.001-07:00

Wedding is something very special, people tend to do different things to make it unforgettable. Not to be denied, our wedding party is important and it deserves your attention. You may have to consider several things to make it look attractive.

Nuts and bolts wedding rings?

Wedding in blood?

White plastic trash wedding dress?

Nothing is impossible in China

2009-07-14T22:21:00.001-07:00

No pond, roadside also can!

It's a truck or motorcycle? It's a truck-cycle!

Cabin gone? No problem, as long as can drive, can already!

Sliding wheels. Now it's in, now it's out!

Pillion riders get upper view!

Doing big business in China!

No such thing as scrap in China!

So clever, pure genius!

Sleep anywhere also can!

Grandma on wheels!

Creative thinking!

Taking cover!

Same license no? No problem, as long as different color!

3 little pigs went to market!

Tyre-less car?

Tyre-less police cars?

You have pillion seat and economy seat, take your pick!

Doing small business in China!

Practicing the art of intimacy if you can tolerate the smell!

No horse power but motor power!

Grandma joined the army!

Early version of MP3 player!

Parallel Parking!

Who says mountain top got no toilet?

Your family dentist and the rusty plier?

Defying gravity!

Early version of Singapore Flyer!

Excellent Nature Photography!

2009-06-29T21:56:00.001-07:00

My Bangalow

2009-06-17T20:03:00.000-07:00

Very good. We all thought and joke about it before but never in my wildest imagination that someone would really do it.

Dream big……….. if you don't get it all………. you get half of it.

Front house

Rear house

Little Boy Touches Hearts

2009-05-07T02:54:00.000-07:00

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: "Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?"

The old lady replied: "You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear. "

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look around. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister."

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of himself. He was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me."

"I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll!"

"OK" he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!"

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose."

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state of mind from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

That's how the Fight started!

2009-05-07T02:40:00.000-07:00

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.

She asked, 'What's on TV?'

I said, 'Dust.'

And then the fight started...

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in about 3 seconds.'

I bought her a scale.

And then the fight started...

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive... so, I took her to a gas station.

And then the fight started...

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.

I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'.

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair.

She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability, too.'

And then the fight started...

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'

'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'

'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'

And then the fight started...

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.

"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""

Nah, she can order for herself."

And then the fight started...

A woman is standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror.
She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband,
'I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly.
I really need you to pay me a compliment.'

The husband replies, 'Your eyesight's damn near perfect.'

And then the fight started.....

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95.

Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look better at night than the cold cream.

And then the fight started...

My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look big.

I told her not as much as the dress she wore yesterday

And then the fight started...

A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

Suddenly, at 3 o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from the bed and yelled at the man
'Holy crap. That must be my husband!'

So the man jumped out of the bed; scared and naked jumped out the window.

He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, 'I AM your husband!'

The woman yelled back, 'Yeah, then why were you running?'

And then the fight started...

Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, grabbed the dog, and slipped quietly into the garage.

I hooked up the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour.

The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.

I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed.

I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'

My loving wife of 10 years replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?'

And then the fight started...

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary? "

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started...

One for the road:

A man came home and found his wife standing at the door in the buff.

Man: What are you doing?

Wife: I am waiting for you in my love dress.

Man: Your love dress needs some ironing.

Then the fight starts…

Toilet signs

2009-05-06T23:23:00.000-07:00

A ceiling mural in a smoke's lounge

2009-05-06T21:01:00.001-07:00

Do you still feel like smoking???

Bathroom painted floor

2009-05-06T20:37:00.000-07:00

Imagine you are at a party.

Tenth floor of a hi-rise building......

And then you have to visit the bathroom....

You open the door.....

Now, remember the floor is just a painted floor!!

Kinda takes your breath away..... doesn't it?

Scroll sloooooooowly.......

Would this mess up your mind???
Would you be able to walk into this bathroom???

Awesome Toilet

2009-05-06T20:21:00.000-07:00

The lady is getting ready to enter!!
This is a picture of a public toilet in Houston:

Now that you've seen the outside view,
take a look at the inside view...

It's made entirely of one-way glass!

No one can see you from the outside,
but when you are inside it's like sitting in a clear glass box!

Now would you... could you....???

This will make you say "oh, my God"

2009-04-24T23:12:00.000-07:00

How to write a resignation letter?

2009-04-03T19:26:00.000-07:00

Short but not formal....

A bit formal.....

Formal One......

Or this one ?

Happy April Fools' Day

2009-03-31T20:27:00.000-07:00

Cute Japanese Bento

2009-03-26T23:14:00.001-07:00

Who is in control?

2009-03-12T00:32:00.000-07:00

Read The Caption on the first photo then look at the second photo.

Look at the picture above and you can see where this driver broke through the guardrail, on the right side of the culvert, where the people are standing on the road, pointing.

The pick-up was traveling about 75 mph from right to left when it crashed through the guardrail. It flipped end-over-end, bounced off and across the culvert outlet and landed right side up on the left side of the culvert, facing the opposite direction from which the driver was traveling.

The 22-year-old driver and his 18-year-old passenger were unhurt except for minor cuts and bruises.

Just outside Flagstaff, AZ on

Now look at the second picture below...

If this guy didn't believe in GOD before, do you suppose he believes now? Share this your email family and friends. Let this be a reminder to all of us, GOD is in control!

Knowledge

2009-03-09T20:55:00.001-07:00

It's really amazing....about your eyes

2009-03-06T02:36:00.001-08:00

Can you read this????

Not possible to read anything? then follow the guidelines given below

Close your eyes almost 90% so that you can actually read it..

Meaningful date with a second women

2009-02-03T03:05:00.000-08:00

After get married for 21 years, I found an unique way to refresh my love life.

Not long ago, I was date with a lady, and the idea was came from my wife.

One day my wife said: I know you love her.
I was shocked: The one I love is you!
She said: I know, but you love her too.

The lady that my wife asked me to visit was my mother.

She was alone for 19 years, however, I was busy with my job and my children, so I was less likely to visit her.

The night, I called her, invited her to have a dinner and movie with me at the 2nd day.

' What happen? Are you alright?', she asked.

I answered: I was just thinking that if I have chance to date with you alone, it sure be very interesting.

After a while, she said: I do.

The Friday after I worked, I fetched her at her home, felt like a little bit nervous.

Because I had never to date with my mom before.

When I reached her house, I found that she seems a little bit nervous too.

She was in her suite, which she wore during her last wedding anniversary with my dad, waiting me in her house.

She made her hair specifically, smiling like an angel.

When she get into my car, she proudly said: all my friends were jealous at me when they know that I’m going to dating with my son.

We went to a restaurant which was not expensive but with warmth and cozy environment.

My mom hold my hand as she was the wife of president.

After seat her, I help her to order her food,

Because she only can read the big capital words.

When we were eating, I found she was stare at me,

She smile and said: I remembered that during your childhood, I always make the order for you. I answered: then now is your chance to take a rest and let me to serve u.

We keep talking during our dinner.

Share about our life and some special things happening these few years.

We talked for very long time until we missed the movie.

When I fetched her back to her house,

She asked: I'd like to date with you next time, but please let me pay the bill next time.

I agreed.

When I back to my home, my wife asked: how's your date with your mom?

' It was interesting and fun, over my expectation', I answered.

Few days later, my mom was passed away due to heart failure. The thing happened in an unexpected manner,

I wasn't prepared for it at all.

Soon after this, I received a letter, there are a receipt of the restaurant that I dated with my mom, and a message: I already paid the bill for our next date, even though I know I'd probably won't have chance to date with you anymore, I still pay the bill for 2 persons: you and your wife. You will never know how meaningful the date to me, I love you.

At the moment, I realized: we must always spare our precious time to our beloved, and told them u love them before it is too late.

There is nothing more important than your family, spend more time with them before it is too late.

Don't make any regret in our life.

Ah Beng..want some peanut, bo???

2009-01-17T22:07:00.000-08:00

Ah Beng is a bus driver

One day got this old folks home 'pao' his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.

Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away.

In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'

Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!'

To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...

Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah .! ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'

Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!'

Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'

Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'

When a GIRL

2009-01-11T04:05:00.000-08:00

When a GIRL is quiet
millions of things are running in her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing
she is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions
she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds
she is not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at you
she is wondering why you are lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday
she wants to be pampered.

When a GIRL says ' I love you '
she means it.

When a GIRL says ' I miss you '
no one in this world can miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person.

Find a guy

who calls you beautiful instead of hot.

who calls you back when you hang up on him.

who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy

who kisses your forehead.

who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

who holds your hand in front of his friends.

who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!!

Meaningful and touching

2009-01-06T02:17:00.000-08:00

Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two

1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.

Three answers most scared by men

2008-12-23T03:14:00.000-08:00

*not woman ONLY, most people also reply like this...*

Whatever

Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..

Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want, eat steamboat later got pimples on my face

Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?

Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood not good also, later I might got diarrhea

Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever..

Anything

Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything

Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
Women: Watching movie not good, waste time only

Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? Don't u feel tired?

Men: Then we find a café and have drink
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep

Men: So, what you suggest then?
Women: Anything!!!

You decide

Men: Then we just go home lo
Women: You decide

Men: Let's take a bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la

Men: Ok we will take Taxi
Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance

Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
Women: So hungry, empty stomach how to walk?

Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide

Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...

Men: Eat what?
Women: Anything

(Look around... if no ones here, just kill her....)

No more 5C'S but new 5B'S

2008-11-06T02:09:00.000-08:00

I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW
I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW
I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK
I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS

It's interesting for you to read!

Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's! :
Car, Condo, Credit Card (Gold), Cash and Career

Heard of the 5B's?
B - BMW
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow

And, and addition with the 5K's.......................
Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasee (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)

We've been reading about the 5C's! And 5K's for Singaporeans now comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia 's equivalent....

Singapore's 'practice' for Simple Living:
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedrooms Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary

Malaysia's Malays 'practice' to Simple Living:
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One-Storey Link House

Are we related?

2008-10-21T05:34:00.000-07:00

"Only" in some countries

2008-10-15T03:56:00.000-07:00

Icon of Architecture for Shanghai

2008-10-09T05:47:00.000-07:00

The REN Building is a proposal for a hotel, sports and conference center for the World Expo 2010 in Shanghai . The building is conceived as two buildings merging into one.

The first building, emerging from the water, is devoted to the activities of the body, and houses the sports and water culture center.

The second building emerging from land, is devoted to the spirit and enlightment, and houses the conference center and meeting facilities. The two buildings meet in a 1000 room hotel, a building for living.

The building becomes the Chinese sign for 'The People', and a recognizable landmark for the World Expo in China .

Men are Honest :: TOO Good !!

2008-09-29T06:05:00.001-07:00

Honorable MEN ???

'One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'Why are you crying?'

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. 'Is this your axe?' the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, 'No.'

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. 'Is this your axe?' the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, 'No.'

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. 'Is this your axe?' the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, 'Yes.'

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, 'Why are you crying?'

'Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!'

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE 'Is this your wife?' the Lord asked.

'Yes,' cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!'

The woodcutter replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE .'

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - 'WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!'