Thursday, December 17, 2009

Husband of the Year Awards

The honorable mention goes to:

The United Kingdom

followed closely by The United States of America

and then Poland

but 3rd Place must go to Greece

it was very very close but the runner up prize was awarded to Serbia

but the winner of the husband/partner of the year is Ireland
Ya gotta love the Irish
The Irish are true romantics. Look, he's even holding her hand.
Woman has Man in it;
Mrs. has Mr. in it;
Female has Male in it;
She has He in it;
Madam has Adam in it;

Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...

I never looked at it this way before:
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?

MEN tal illness
MEN strual cramps
MEN tal breakdown
MEN opause
GUY necologist

AND .

When we have REAL trouble, it's a HIS terectomy

Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You Grow Old,
You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing!!

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Mailboxes

Mailbox may refer to: Letterbox, copper box, or other sturdy material compartment, or slot for incoming postal deliveries/ Post box, a physical box for outgoing postal deliveries /Pigeon-hole messagebox, e.g. a teacher's "mail box"/ Email Mailbox (computing), a kind of message queue/ Mailbox (computing), an implementation of Inter-process Communication in Operating systems.

Did you realize that there are such a lot of creative mailboxes exist?

Friday, November 6, 2009

Just nails

This picture is all made out of nails! Amazingly beautiful.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Too much NET Technology ?

NET technology is a technology intended to connect. What to connect? Well the whole thing that can be linked through software - people, structures, computers, and extra things as well as devices.

A further thorough explanation of NET would be to it is a top rank domain, at the start designed to be used by Internet Service Providers (ISP), but now it has extended and everybody can create use of a .net domain. It uses the Internet domain Naming System (DNS) and it is a contraction of the word 'Network'.

But, with too much NET Technology......

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Miss Beatrice

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor, came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cute glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned,with tea and scones, they began to chat.

The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.

'Miss Beatrice', he said, 'I wonder if you would tell me about this?' Pointing to the bowl.

'Oh, yes,' she replied, 'Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu All winter'

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Invisible man

This guy paints himself, no kidding, no trick photography he just paints himself...