Marriage life before and after!

Before marriage.
Darling here, darling there.
After marriage.
Baling here, baling there.

Before marriage.
I die for you.
After marriage.
'You die, up to you.'
Lagi lama married.
You want to die? I help you!

Before marriage.
You go anywhere, I follow you.
After marriage.
You go anywhere, up to you.
Lagi lama married.
I go anywhere, better go without you!!

Before wedding.
'you are my heart, you are my love'
After wedding.
'you get on my nerves.'

Before wedding.
'you are sweet and kind just like Cinderella'
After wedding.
'you are worse than godzila'

Before wedding.
Roses are red, violets are blue. Like it or not, I'm stuck with you.
After wedding.
Roses are dead, I am blue. You get on my head, I will sue you.

Before wedding.
Every makan he brings you to Shangri-La.
After wedding.
You want to go, he says you wait-la.

Before wedding.
She looks like Anita Sarawak.
After wedding.
Don't know whether katak or biawak.

Resignation letter

Dear Mr. Manager

I'm resigning with immediate effect -

The reason for my resignation is what I found in my garage this morning before coming to work.

See for yourself......

Thank you.

Gold Gold Gold

Everything in gold! Do you like to have one?

Never laugh at a Chinese!

A Chinese man walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to China on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.

The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Chinese man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out.

The Loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Chinese for using a $250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later, the Chinese returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi-millionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000? The Chinese replies: 'Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there safely when I return.'

Go Africa

Who need an Expensive IPod or Walkman? Home-made hot water systemPetrol is Expensive why not use a Cowrolla!?Pick-up truck !!!Ambulance!!! This vehicle was seen near Makerere, Zimbabwe.This was photographed in Buru Buru, Nairobi . KenyaThese guys must have smoked weed! Look at the goat! Human ingenuity? Painting the swimming pool. Must be Zimbabwe ??? Listen - English is only a 2 nd language !!! You've got to make allowances.
'Nuff said !!!