Not possible to read anything? then follow the guidelines given below
Close your eyes almost 90% so that you can actually read it..
Friday, March 6, 2009
It's really amazing....about your eyes
Can you read this????
Not possible to read anything? then follow the guidelines given below
Close your eyes almost 90% so that you can actually read it..
Not possible to read anything? then follow the guidelines given below
Close your eyes almost 90% so that you can actually read it..
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Meaningful date with a second women
After get married for 21 years, I found an unique way to refresh my love life.
Not long ago, I was date with a lady, and the idea was came from my wife.
One day my wife said: I know you love her.
I was shocked: The one I love is you!
She said: I know, but you love her too.
The lady that my wife asked me to visit was my mother.
She was alone for 19 years, however, I was busy with my job and my children, so I was less likely to visit her.
The night, I called her, invited her to have a dinner and movie with me at the 2nd day.
' What happen? Are you alright?', she asked.
I answered: I was just thinking that if I have chance to date with you alone, it sure be very interesting.
After a while, she said: I do.
The Friday after I worked, I fetched her at her home, felt like a little bit nervous.
Because I had never to date with my mom before.
When I reached her house, I found that she seems a little bit nervous too.
She was in her suite, which she wore during her last wedding anniversary with my dad, waiting me in her house.
She made her hair specifically, smiling like an angel.
When she get into my car, she proudly said: all my friends were jealous at me when they know that I’m going to dating with my son.
We went to a restaurant which was not expensive but with warmth and cozy environment.
My mom hold my hand as she was the wife of president.
After seat her, I help her to order her food,
Because she only can read the big capital words.
When we were eating, I found she was stare at me,
She smile and said: I remembered that during your childhood, I always make the order for you. I answered: then now is your chance to take a rest and let me to serve u.
We keep talking during our dinner.
Share about our life and some special things happening these few years.
We talked for very long time until we missed the movie.
When I fetched her back to her house,
She asked: I'd like to date with you next time, but please let me pay the bill next time.
I agreed.
When I back to my home, my wife asked: how's your date with your mom?
' It was interesting and fun, over my expectation', I answered.
Few days later, my mom was passed away due to heart failure. The thing happened in an unexpected manner,
I wasn't prepared for it at all.
Soon after this, I received a letter, there are a receipt of the restaurant that I dated with my mom, and a message: I already paid the bill for our next date, even though I know I'd probably won't have chance to date with you anymore, I still pay the bill for 2 persons: you and your wife. You will never know how meaningful the date to me, I love you.
At the moment, I realized: we must always spare our precious time to our beloved, and told them u love them before it is too late.
There is nothing more important than your family, spend more time with them before it is too late.
Don't make any regret in our life.
Not long ago, I was date with a lady, and the idea was came from my wife.
One day my wife said: I know you love her.
I was shocked: The one I love is you!
She said: I know, but you love her too.
The lady that my wife asked me to visit was my mother.
She was alone for 19 years, however, I was busy with my job and my children, so I was less likely to visit her.
The night, I called her, invited her to have a dinner and movie with me at the 2nd day.
' What happen? Are you alright?', she asked.
I answered: I was just thinking that if I have chance to date with you alone, it sure be very interesting.
After a while, she said: I do.
The Friday after I worked, I fetched her at her home, felt like a little bit nervous.
Because I had never to date with my mom before.
When I reached her house, I found that she seems a little bit nervous too.
She was in her suite, which she wore during her last wedding anniversary with my dad, waiting me in her house.
She made her hair specifically, smiling like an angel.
When she get into my car, she proudly said: all my friends were jealous at me when they know that I’m going to dating with my son.
We went to a restaurant which was not expensive but with warmth and cozy environment.
My mom hold my hand as she was the wife of president.
After seat her, I help her to order her food,
Because she only can read the big capital words.
When we were eating, I found she was stare at me,
She smile and said: I remembered that during your childhood, I always make the order for you. I answered: then now is your chance to take a rest and let me to serve u.
We keep talking during our dinner.
Share about our life and some special things happening these few years.
We talked for very long time until we missed the movie.
When I fetched her back to her house,
She asked: I'd like to date with you next time, but please let me pay the bill next time.
I agreed.
When I back to my home, my wife asked: how's your date with your mom?
' It was interesting and fun, over my expectation', I answered.
Few days later, my mom was passed away due to heart failure. The thing happened in an unexpected manner,
I wasn't prepared for it at all.
Soon after this, I received a letter, there are a receipt of the restaurant that I dated with my mom, and a message: I already paid the bill for our next date, even though I know I'd probably won't have chance to date with you anymore, I still pay the bill for 2 persons: you and your wife. You will never know how meaningful the date to me, I love you.
At the moment, I realized: we must always spare our precious time to our beloved, and told them u love them before it is too late.
There is nothing more important than your family, spend more time with them before it is too late.
Don't make any regret in our life.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Ah Beng..want some peanut, bo???
Ah Beng is a bus driver
One day got this old folks home 'pao' his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.
Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away.
In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...
Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'
Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'
Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...
Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'
Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!'
To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...
Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah .! ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'
Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!'
Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'
Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'
One day got this old folks home 'pao' his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.
Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away.
In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...
Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'
Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'
Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...
Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'
Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!'
To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...
Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah .! ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'
Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!'
Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'
Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'
Sunday, January 11, 2009
When a GIRL
When a GIRL is quiet
millions of things are running in her mind.
When a GIRL is not arguing
she is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions
she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds
she is not at all fine.
When a GIRL stares at you
she is wondering why you are lying.
When a GIRL lays on your chest
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday
she wants to be pampered.
When a GIRL says ' I love you '
she means it.
When a GIRL says ' I miss you '
no one in this world can miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person.
Find a guy
who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
who calls you back when you hang up on him.
who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy
who kisses your forehead.
who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
who holds your hand in front of his friends.
who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!!
millions of things are running in her mind.
When a GIRL is not arguing
she is thinking deeply.
When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions
she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds
she is not at all fine.
When a GIRL stares at you
she is wondering why you are lying.
When a GIRL lays on your chest
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
When a GIRL wants to see you everyday
she wants to be pampered.
When a GIRL says ' I love you '
she means it.
When a GIRL says ' I miss you '
no one in this world can miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person.
Find a guy
who calls you beautiful instead of hot.
who calls you back when you hang up on him.
who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy
who kisses your forehead.
who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
who holds your hand in front of his friends.
who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.
who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!!
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Meaningful and touching
Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.
2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.
3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.
6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.
7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.
8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.
9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.
10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.
11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.
12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.
13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.
REMEMBER: WHATEVER HAPPENS, HAPPENS FOR A REASON.
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Three answers most scared by men
*not woman ONLY, most people also reply like this...*
Whatever
Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want, eat steamboat later got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood not good also, later I might got diarrhea
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever..
Anything
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
Women: Watching movie not good, waste time only
Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? Don't u feel tired?
Men: Then we find a café and have drink
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
Men: So, what you suggest then?
Women: Anything!!!
You decide
Men: Then we just go home lo
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take a bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
Men: Ok we will take Taxi
Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
Women: So hungry, empty stomach how to walk?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anything
(Look around... if no ones here, just kill her....)
Whatever
Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..
Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want, eat steamboat later got pimples on my face
Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?
Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood not good also, later I might got diarrhea
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever..
Anything
Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything
Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
Women: Watching movie not good, waste time only
Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? Don't u feel tired?
Men: Then we find a café and have drink
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep
Men: So, what you suggest then?
Women: Anything!!!
You decide
Men: Then we just go home lo
Women: You decide
Men: Let's take a bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la
Men: Ok we will take Taxi
Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance
Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
Women: So hungry, empty stomach how to walk?
Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide
Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...
Men: Eat what?
Women: Anything
(Look around... if no ones here, just kill her....)
Thursday, November 6, 2008
No more 5C'S but new 5B'S
I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW
I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW
I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK
I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS
It's interesting for you to read!
Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's! :
Car, Condo, Credit Card (Gold), Cash and Career
Heard of the 5B's?
B - BMW
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow
And, and addition with the 5K's.......................
Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasee (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)
We've been reading about the 5C's! And 5K's for Singaporeans now comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia 's equivalent....
Singapore's 'practice' for Simple Living:
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedrooms Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary
Malaysia's Malays 'practice' to Simple Living:
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One-Storey Link House
I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW
I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK
I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS
It's interesting for you to read!
Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's! :
Car, Condo, Credit Card (Gold), Cash and Career
Heard of the 5B's?
B - BMW
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow
And, and addition with the 5K's.......................
Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasee (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)
We've been reading about the 5C's! And 5K's for Singaporeans now comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia 's equivalent....
Singapore's 'practice' for Simple Living:
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedrooms Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary
Malaysia's Malays 'practice' to Simple Living:
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One-Storey Link House
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