Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their lifestyles.
The first guy says "I'm a YUPPIE. You know... "Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
Second guy says "I'm a DINK. You know ..... "Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, "I'm a RUB. You know..."Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to one woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies, "I'm a WIFE. You know...Wash, Iron, Fxxk, Etc."
A second gal answers their question before they even ask it, "I am a "BITCH."
The men laugh and ask in unison, "What exactly is a BITCH?"
The woman calmly replies, "Babe In Total Control of Herself."
So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch" -- SMILE :) and say, "Thank You!!"
The first guy says "I'm a YUPPIE. You know... "Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."
Second guy says "I'm a DINK. You know ..... "Double Income, No Kids."
The third guy says, "I'm a RUB. You know..."Rich, Urban, Biker."
They turn to one woman and ask her, "What are you?" She replies, "I'm a WIFE. You know...Wash, Iron, Fxxk, Etc."
A second gal answers their question before they even ask it, "I am a "BITCH."
The men laugh and ask in unison, "What exactly is a BITCH?"
The woman calmly replies, "Babe In Total Control of Herself."
So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch" -- SMILE :) and say, "Thank You!!"
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