Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Three answers most scared by men

*not woman ONLY, most people also reply like this...*


Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever..

Men: Why not we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want, eat steamboat later got pimples on my face

Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine
Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?

Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood not good also, later I might got diarrhea

Men: Then what you suggest?
Women : Whatever..


Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything

Men: How about watching movie? Long time we didn't watch movie
Women: Watching movie not good, waste time only

Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day? Don't u feel tired?

Men: Then we find a café and have drink
Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep

Men: So, what you suggest then?
Women: Anything!!!

You decide

Men: Then we just go home lo
Women: You decide

Men: Let's take a bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. Don't want la

Men: Ok we will take Taxi
Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance

Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk
Women: So hungry, empty stomach how to walk?

Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide

Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...

Men: Eat what?
Women: Anything

(Look around... if no ones here, just kill her....)

Thursday, November 6, 2008

No more 5C'S but new 5B'S

I don't need a CAR, but I want a BMW
I don't need a CONDO, but I want a BUNGALOW
I don't need you to have CASH but I want you to own a BANK
I don't need you to have a CAREER but I want you to be a BOSS

It's interesting for you to read!

Most of you would have heard of the Singapore 5C's! :
Car, Condo, Credit Card (Gold), Cash and Career

Heard of the 5B's?
B - Body
B - Brain
B - Billionaire
B - Bungalow

And, and addition with the 5K's.......................
Kiasu (scared of losing)
Kiasee (scared of dying)
Kiabor (scared of wife)
Kiaboh (scared of having nothing)
Kiachenghu (scared of government)

We've been reading about the 5C's! And 5K's for Singaporeans now comes the 5 Numerals and Malaysia 's equivalent....

Singapore's 'practice' for Simple Living:
1 - One Wife
2 - Two Children
3 - Three Bedrooms Condo
4 - Four Wheels
5 - Five Figure Salary

Malaysia's Malays 'practice' to Simple Living:
5 - Five Children
4 - Four Wives
3 - Three Figure Salary
2 - Two Wheels
1 - One-Storey Link House

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Icon of Architecture for Shanghai

The REN Building is a proposal for a hotel, sports and conference center for the World Expo 2010 in Shanghai . The building is conceived as two buildings merging into one.

The first building, emerging from the water, is devoted to the activities of the body, and houses the sports and water culture center.

The second building emerging from land, is devoted to the spirit and enlightment, and houses the conference center and meeting facilities. The two buildings meet in a 1000 room hotel, a building for living.

The building becomes the Chinese sign for 'The People', and a recognizable landmark for the World Expo in China .

Monday, September 29, 2008

Men are Honest :: TOO Good !!

Honorable MEN ???

'One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, 'Why are you crying?'

The woodcutter replied that his axe has fallen into water, and he needed the axe to make his living.

The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe. 'Is this your axe?' the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, 'No.'

The Lord again went down and came up with a silver Axe. 'Is this your axe?' the Lord asked.

Again, the woodcutter replied, 'No.'

The Lord went down again and came up with an iron Axe. 'Is this your axe?' the Lord asked.

The woodcutter replied, 'Yes.'

The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, 'Why are you crying?'

'Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!'

The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE 'Is this your wife?' the Lord asked.

'Yes,' cried the woodcutter.

The Lord was furious. 'You lied! That is an untruth!'

The woodcutter replied, 'Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE , You would have come up with CAMERON DIAZ . Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife . Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE .'

The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

That's our story, and we're sticking to it! - 'WE ARE HONORABLE MEN!!!!!!'

Saturday, September 20, 2008

The best emails of the year

If you think you are unhappy, look at them

If you think your salary is low, how about her?

If you think you don't have many friends

When you feel like giving up, think of this man

If you think you suffer in life, do you suffer as much as he does?

If you complain about your transport system, how about them?

If your society is unfair to you, how about her?

Enjoy life how it is and as it comes
Things are worse for others and is a lot better for us
There are many things in your life that will catch your eye but only a few will catch your heart.... pursue those..