Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Red Tomatoes

A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes.

The woman asked the gentlemen,"What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?" The gentlemen responded, "Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash them. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much."

Well, the woman was so impressed; she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best.

One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, "By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?"

"No", she replied, "but my cucumbers are enormous."

Saturday, December 25, 2010

Britain's top 10 green cities

No: 1. Newcastle upon Tyne.
No. 2: Leicester.
No. 3: Brighton.
No. 4: Bristol.
No. 5: London.
No. 7: Coventry.
No. 7: Coventry.
No. 8: Plymouth.
No. 9: Edinburgh.
No. 10: Sheffiled**Source : Forum for the future's sustainable cities index.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Weird sporting events

Muddy hell! It's Brownian motion in action here.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

Better relationship

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."

"What's the problem?" the docotor inquired.

"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."

"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."

The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face.

"Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.

"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."

"So, what's your problem?"

"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."

Monday, June 28, 2010

The Chalk Guy is Back.. MUST SEE!..

This guy continues to amaze people with his sidewalk 3D chalk drawings.