Saturday, January 17, 2009

Ah Beng..want some peanut, bo???

Ah Beng is a bus driver

One day got this old folks home 'pao' his bus for a day trip to Pulau Ketam.

Sitting right behind the driver's seat is Grandma Sue and from his rear mirror Ah Beng can see that Grandma Sue is happily munching away.

In the middle of the road trip, Grandma Sue tapped Ah Beng on his shoulder and asked him...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma... yes I want!'

Then Ah Beng also happy happy munching peanuts... about 20 minutes down the road, Grandma Sue asked Ah Beng again...

Grandma: 'Ah Beng ah! You want peanuts boh? Grandma treat you eat peanut ai mai?'

Ah Beng: 'Tenkiu ah ma ... yes I want!'

To make the story short, this goes on for a few more times then Ah Beng finally asks Grandma Sue...

Ah Beng: 'Ah ma ah .! ... you dont eat peanuts one meh?'

Grandma: 'No... no eat! Ah ma boh teeth la!'

Ah Beng: 'Aiks! Boh teeth then why ah ma buy peanuts leh?'

Grandma: 'No choice leh! Just now that 7-11 is out of chocolate so ah ma kena buy this peanut chocolate lor! Ah ma lick the chocolate around the peanut and the peanut give you eat lor!'

Sunday, January 11, 2009

When a GIRL

When a GIRL is quiet
millions of things are running in her mind.

When a GIRL is not arguing
she is thinking deeply.

When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions
she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a GIRL answers ' I'm fine ' after a few seconds
she is not at all fine.

When a GIRL stares at you
she is wondering why you are lying.

When a GIRL lays on your chest
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a GIRL wants to see you everyday
she wants to be pampered.

When a GIRL says ' I love you '
she means it.

When a GIRL says ' I miss you '
no one in this world can miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once make sure u spend it with the right person.

Find a guy

who calls you beautiful instead of hot.

who calls you back when you hang up on him.

who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy

who kisses your forehead.

who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

who holds your hand in front of his friends.

who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you.

who turns to his friends and says, ' That's her!!

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Meaningful and touching

Read Each One Carefully and Think About It a Second or Two

1. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

2. No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

3. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

4. A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.

5. The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

6. Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

7. To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

8. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

9. Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

10. Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

11. There's always going to be people that hurt you so what you have to do is keep on trusting and just be more careful about who you trust next time around.

12. Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.

13. Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.